When I’m at the local vegetable market one day, a Chinese seller in his 40s says: “Zdravstvuyte!”
I tell him, in Chinese: “Sorry, I don’t understand.”
He repeats: “Zdravstvuyte! Do you speak Russian?”
I reply: “I don’t. I’m not Russian.”
He then says: “Zdravstvuyte! Kak dela?”
I explain: “Maybe if you tried Northeastern Chinese dialect on me, I’d be able to understand more.”
He repeats, practicing his Russian on me: “Kak dela?”